Amnesty

I am willing to grant amnesty to those people that walked off with some of my life jackets and various other items around my store.

I am sure that some of the missing life jackets were not returned by accident. 

Please do not feel guilty about returning them late. 

However, you should feel guilty if you do not return them at all.

Just drop my missing items on the front porch of my home and no criminal charges will be brought.

Just keep in mind that I do have 24 hour video surveillance on the property and I will prosecute people who vandalize and steal.

"I just want my stuff back."